No more personal bulls%it!

I have created a personal blog now and will now make guynonymous the site I intended it to be… full of sex, full of orgasms, full of mucus, full of guy stuff…

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It has been decided…

My dog has a name and his name just happens to be a reference to the manliest fuckin’ man that has ever lived… To say his name just begs an insert of “fuckin” between his first and last name. That is of course Bruce “fuckin” Campbell.

The reference?

Brisco

Look it up.

karaoke Guynonymous Style! – I Will Survive


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I ‘ d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on…
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you ‘ ve brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,  just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don ‘ t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren ‘ t you a brat to think I wouldn ‘ t find you out!?
Don ‘ t you know we ‘ re only joking when we say size don ‘ t count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life ‘ s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I ‘ m saving all my lovin ‘ for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My se x life ‘ s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Comic Relief….

Megan Fox having a lesbian relationship isn’t a news story

Seems every news site I visit the last couple days has been talking about Megan Fox. She admitted she once had a relationship with a female stripper. HOLY BALLS!

I say holy balls with sarcasm… who really gives a shit? Is having a lesbian or gay relationship really that bad? Sex is sex… it isn’t news.

But she was a stripper too! Big deal… I have some shocking news… strippers are people too! They aren’t the soulless demons you might think they are. I’ve been to strip bars before, and have actually talked to them. They didn’t steal my soul or anything… they’re just people trying to make some money… they take their clothes off… that’s it! I’m sure there are worst things to do for money.

Things I hate but other people love – The Music Edition

  • The Beatles – I like some of their music but for me I just don’t get it. Why did women go so ape shit over this crap?
  • Prince – or should we call him The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as prince? I like one song by this guy, bat dance and I think that’s just because I love batman. The rest of his stuff just sounds like garbage to me. I can remember watching Purple Rain and wishing for some sort of interruption, possibly even death.
  • The Greatful Dead – I can’t explain it, I just don’t like it.
  • Nickelback – If I could pick one band I hate most, it would be this band. I hate their music, their look, and I hate people who try to explain to me why I should like them.
  • Metallica (post Black Album) – Remember when Metallica kicked ass? I was barley a teenager at the time but my love for Metallica changed to an outright loath. I really can’t fathom how “hardcore” fans could support them in their alt rock phase. Lets not forget that Metallica would sue their fans if they caught them downloading their music. Here’s a thought guys, instead of alienating your fans why not evolve and try to embrace technology. 
  • Bryan Adams – because his music sucks