Megan Fox having a lesbian relationship isn’t a news story

Seems every news site I visit the last couple days has been talking about Megan Fox. She admitted she once had a relationship with a female stripper. HOLY BALLS!

I say holy balls with sarcasm… who really gives a shit? Is having a lesbian or gay relationship really that bad? Sex is sex… it isn’t news.

But she was a stripper too! Big deal… I have some shocking news… strippers are people too! They aren’t the soulless demons you might think they are. I’ve been to strip bars before, and have actually talked to them. They didn’t steal my soul or anything… they’re just people trying to make some money… they take their clothes off… that’s it! I’m sure there are worst things to do for money.


California woman is auctioning her virginity!

A 22 year old girl enrolled at Sacramento State University is auctioning off her virginity to help her with her studies. The actual deed will be done at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada so the act will be legal…

Imagine if we all did this… My first time wouldn’t have been so bad if I had made a few bucks out of the deal… That is why I have decided to auction off my virgin ass. I reserve the bid at ten million dollars, and also… the winner must have a really really small penis.

The proceeds will go towards therapy and then helping my friends and family

Microsoft can’t make a decent operating system…. or commercial

For those of you out of the loop, one of the most successful advertising campaigns in recent years has been apple computer’s. Having two characters, one representing PC and one representing mac has been entertaining viewers for a few years now.

Microsoft finally has decided to fight fire with… well, ummm nerf products. I watched their first commercial featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld… Maybe it was me but I didn’t think it was that funny. I managed to crack a bit of a smile when Gates produced his membership card, but that was it. Maybe I’m just so lowbrow that my feeble mind just doesn’t get it. I doubt it, see for yourself.

Ladies, he is out there….

p.s. no fatties.
(from CollegeHumor)

Healthiest drink: Water

Some people seemed surprised when I tell them that water is the best drink for them. If you drink enough water you will reap the benifits. (*Note: Drink too much water and it can be fatal)

The Benifits of Water:

  • Regulates appetite – drink a glass of water before a meal
  • Regulates body temperature
  • Flushes out waste
  • Keeps skin moist
  • No sugar
  • 0 Calories!!!

Music Dissection #1

Have you ever listened to a tune and loved it… even though you had no clue what the lyrics were? Of course you have!

The first song was a big hit for both Aerosmith, and Run DMC. Yes, I’m talking about “Walk this Way.” If you’re like me, I just didn’t bother to really listen to find out what they were saying… the beat was just so damn catchy I didn’t give a damn about the lyrics. Well, lets begin.

Music Dissection: Walk This Way: Aerosmith

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Railway crossings…

Last week a local resident (guynonymousville) was killed when he was struck by a train. He was only 18 years old, had a kid, and showed some promise… he was a good kid.

This got me to thinking about how stupid people can be when near the tracks… both on foot, and especially in their vehicles.

Here are a number of close calls from stupid people.

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