To be a woman…

A friend of mine recently blogged about her wanting to become a man just to solve a few things… Like our fascination with lesbians. mmmmmm lesbians.

Lesbians are so awesome! I once saw two girls kissing in a bar and… oops.

Like I was saying, my friend had a few questions she wanted to figure out herself. Like our fascination with lesbians. mmmmm lesbians.

Lesb…. just kidding

That got me thinking about what it would be like to be a woman. I’ve got questions too!

1. Why is it when you say you’re ready it takes another 10 minutes?

2. Shoes… why do you need so many?

3. The orgasm… from what I’ve read it’s supposed to be better. This isn’t fair, in fact it’s bull shit! So yeah, I wanna experience that too.

4. Child birth… They say it’s painful. I’m going to be bold and say it’s all been one big lie to guilt men into pretty much everything. It’s a conspiracy and I would like to resolve the issue once and for all!

5. Dancing – Women can dance with their best friends an it isn’t weird. How great is that? If I were to dance all sexy like with my best friend, we’d both be beaten to a bloody pulp out in the back alley.

6. The restraint! Your bodies are so beautiful, why aren’t you looking at yourself naked 24/7?